Suhagrat Par Pati Ne Patni Se Kaha "Sab Se Pyar Se Rahna Sabhi Ka Samman Karna Hamesha Sach Bolna Kabhi Kisi Ka Dil Mat Dukhana"A Patni Uthi Aur Kamre Ka Darwaza Kholte Huye Boli "Sab Andar A Jaao Yaha Satsang Chal Raha Hai"A
Patni(Pati Se): Kyon Ji! Kya Ye Sach Hai Ki Iss Mausam Ki Chandni Raton Men Samajhdar Log Bhi Pagal Ho Jate Hain? Pati Ne Aah Bharte Hue Kaha: Han Yah Sach Hai! Aise Hi Mausam Ki Ek Chandani Rat Men Maine Tumko Propos Kiya Tha
Aaj Maine Skuti Pe Ek Ladki Dekhi Jisane Bayin Taraf Ka Signal Diya Aur Sach Men Bayin Taraf Mud Gayi
Patni: Aji Sunte Ho Ye Mirchi Kis Mausam Men Lagti Hai? Pati: Koi Khas Mausam Nahin Jab Sach Bolo Tab Lag Jaati Hai
1 Bikhari: Are dkho, kisi ne meri cycle chura li Aur apni bike yaha chhod gaya. 2 Bikhari: Tu to sach mein lut gaya, ye to petrol se chalti hai!